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Dieses Thema im Forum "Club Obi Wan" wurde erstellt von Luce Skywalker, 22. August 2004.

  1. One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
    Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.

    I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
    She brings me only one piss.
    I tella her I want two piss.
    She say go to the toilet.
    I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate.
    She say, you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
    I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

    Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
    The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
    I tella her I wanna fock.
    She tell me everyone wanna fock.
    I tell her you no understand.
    I wanna fock on the table.
    She say, you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
    So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
    Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
    He tell me to go to toilet.
    I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed.
    He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

    I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
    I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy...
     

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