Star Wars Yoda Gangsta Rap

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Hört euch mal das MP3 an! Das ist finde ich ein Meisterwerk! Lyrics von einer Seite: (kann ich schon auswendig (trotzdem copy & paste)):


Intro (Vader and Emperor)
It's not the East or the West Side
no it's not
it's not the North or the South Side
no it's not
it's the Dark Side
you are correct
you can't front on the Empire
to all you Vader-haters out there
we'll blow your planet up

1st verse Vader and Emperor

what is thy bidding my master
it's a disaster Skywalker we're after
but if he can be turned to the dark side
yes he'd be a powerful ally
another Dark Jedi
he will join us or die


Chrous:
we've got Death Star 8 (X)

Uncle owen:
Luke, get your ass over here right now
quit monkeying around with that damn landspeeder
where them two droids I asked you clean, boy
did you clean your room?

2nd verse Luke, Yoda & Obi-Wan

Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
can I go to Toshi Station
I got a lay-away on a power converter
but now your treating me like a scruffy nerf hearder

Obi-Wan:
Luke, use the Force and run
run to Dagabah
run to Dagabah 2 (X)

Yoda:
I'm Yoda
I'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then fold ya
I though I told ya
don't be unwise judge me not by my size
you won't believe your eyes
watch the X-Wing rise

Luke:
Yoda, why you being a player-hater
you know I still must confront Lord Vader

Yoda:
but Luke, not ready are you

Luke:
but there's a city in the clouds where they're keeping my crew
a Jedi's gotta to do what a Jedi's gotta to do
so now Vader - I'm coming for you

Luke in X-Wing talking

yeah, thats right Artoo
I just set a new course
we're going to Cloud City
its mighty good gin and tonic
would ya mix me up another?
things are about to get ugly

3rd verse Vader and Luke

Vader:
Impressive now release your anger
you must have senced that your friends are in danger

Luke:
ahhh why'd you slice off my hand

Vader:
its imperative that you understand
Obi-Wan would never bother
telling you about your father

Luke:
he told me enough he told me you killed him

Vader:
then there's something I must reveal then

Chrous:
I'm your father 8 (X)

Han:
knock him out the box Luke knock him out the box
 
Wie oft wird das Teil eigentlich noch gepostet. Mit dem einen mal als ich es gepostet habe dürfte das in den letzten zwei jahren mindestens 6 mal gewesen sein.

Aber trotzdem immer noch ein genialer Klassiker.

cu, Spaceball
 
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