Re: Gangsta Rap
Ich kenne das Teil schon seit einiger Zeit, und habe auch den Text dazu. Hier ist er:
Star Wars Gangsta Rap
Written and performed by Bentframe, voices by Jason Brannon
Intro (Vader and Emperor)
It's not the east or the west side
no it's not
it's not the north or the south side
no it's not
it's the dark side
you are correct
you can't front in the Empire
to all you Vader haters out there
we'll blow your planet up
Verse 1
what is thy bidding my master
it's a disaster Skywalker we're after
what if he can be turned to the dark side
yes he'd be a powerful ally
another dark jedi
he will join us or die
Chrous: we've got death star 8(x)
Fade-out: And you know that we got it... Death Star!
Uncle Owen:
Luke!
Get your ass over here right now
and quit monkeying with that damn landspeeder
where're those two droids I asked you to clean, boy?
did you clean your room?
Verse 2 Luke, Yoda & Obi Wan
Luke:
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
can I go to Tahati Station
I got a layaway on a power converter
but now you're treating me like a scruffy nerf hearder
Obi Wan:
Luke...
use the force and run
run to Dagobah
run to Dagobah
Yoda:
I'm Yoda I'm a soldja
I'll mold ya then fold ya
I thought I told ya
don't be unwise judge me not by my size
you won't believe your eyes
watch the x-wing rise
Luke:
Yoda, why you being a player-hater
you know that I still must confront Lord Vader
Yoda:
But Luke, not ready are you
Luke:
But there's a city in the clouds where
they're keeping my crew
A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do
so now Vader - I'm coming for you
Luke in x-wing talking
Yeah, that's right R-2, I just set a new course... we're going to cloud city.
Hmm, that's some mighty good gin-n'-tonic, would you mix me up another...
Verse 3 Luke and Vader
Vader: Impressive, now release your anger
you must have sensed your friends were in danger
Luke: Oww... why'd you slice off my hand
Vader: Its imperative that you understand
Obi Wan would never bother
telling you about your father
Luke: He told me enough he told me you killed him
Vader: Then there's something I must reveal then
Chrous:
I'm your father... I'm your father...
Han: knock him out the box Luke, knock him out...
knock him out the box Luke, knock him out...