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Hier einige Argumente für den Alltagsgebrauch. 
* The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
* Yoda could've used the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
* Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter and Jedi material. Rose is just marriage bait.
* Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
* When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge couldn't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and "really" mean it.
*It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
* Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic charakters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
* Said bug-eyed amphibious Admineral does NOT lose his ship.
* We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like prpperty. We know Darth Vader is bad guy cause he strangles people & blows up planets for fun.
* Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
* There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
* Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"
* If Luke were handcuffed to a Jupe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key!
* Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie!"
* Han is frozen in carbonite and rurned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
* Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!
* We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated, "Luke... I am your father?"
* Stormtroopers blast big holes in stuiped minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a minor character.
* When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a fool of himself at the Oscars.
* Titanic morals:
1) gumble
2) cheat on your husband
3) pose nude for pictures
4) premarial sex is OK if you've infatuated
5) let undesirables drown
Star Wars morals:
1) fight evil
2) do good
3) respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers
4) rescue princess
5) save planets
* The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
* Yoda could've used the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.
* Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter and Jedi material. Rose is just marriage bait.
* Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.
* When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge couldn't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and "really" mean it.
*It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.
* Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic charakters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.
* Said bug-eyed amphibious Admineral does NOT lose his ship.
* We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like prpperty. We know Darth Vader is bad guy cause he strangles people & blows up planets for fun.
* Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hut.
* There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.
* Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"
* If Luke were handcuffed to a Jupe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key!
* Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie!"
* Han is frozen in carbonite and rurned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.
* Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!
* We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated, "Luke... I am your father?"
* Stormtroopers blast big holes in stuiped minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a minor character.
* When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a fool of himself at the Oscars.
* Titanic morals:
1) gumble
2) cheat on your husband
3) pose nude for pictures
4) premarial sex is OK if you've infatuated
5) let undesirables drown
Star Wars morals:
1) fight evil
2) do good
3) respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers
4) rescue princess
5) save planets
